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Sunday, February 26, 2012
The Fifth Down: N.F.L.’s Pro Bowl Is Postseason Party Few Want to Attend
The Pro Bowl is the pimple on an otherwise unblemished cheek of the homecoming queen known as the N.F.L. schedule. It is a minor blotch, yet it is impossible to overlook because of how it stands out from the beauty surrounding it.
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This year’s edition of the game was particularly painful to watch, with defenders hitting so gently that the game made youth flag football look like Antietam. Aaron Rodgers said after the game that some players “embarrassed themselves” by not putting any effort into the game. The remarks made Rodgers sound very passionate and incredibly naïve: putting effort into the Pro Bowl is like performing extra research to accurately fill out a customer satisfaction survey. The only reason to go to the Pro Bowl is to go through the motions.
The Pro Bowl used to be held after the Super Bowl, but the league moved it to the Sunday before the Super Bowl, the scheduling equivalent of covering it in Clearasil and standing it in a shadowy corner of the banquet hall. In some respects, the schedule change was wise: Who wants to sit down to another football game right now? Particularly one that features five Seattle Seahawks?
On the other hand, the rescheduling backfired: the Pro Bowl got jammed into the same weekend as the N.H.L. and N.B.A. All-Star Games — though not this year, since the N.B.A. lockout moved the league’s All-Star Game to Feb. 26 — casting a spotlight on its staggering irrelevance when compared with those events. The N.H.L. and N.B.A. stage parties no one wants to leave; the N.F.L. stages one where everyone checks his watch and begs off that second cocktail. Even college football’s Senior Bowl is held in higher esteem by hard-core fans, who would rather watch prospects battle for their futures than Darrelle Revis’s jogging behind Larry Fitzgerald with the speed and intensity of two guys taking their dogs on a morning constitutional.
If the N.F.L. cribbed some ideas from the other leagues, it could spruce up the Pro Bowl and make it something more than the last mile marker before the exit for the Super Bowl.
The fantasy draft format used by the N.H.L. is brilliant, and the N.F.L. should adopt it. Braylon Edwards and Brandon Jacobs could be the captains, and a battle between Team Edwards and Team Jacobs might confuse millions of teenage girls and middle-aged women into giving the Pro Bowl a look. The game could be scored using fantasy football rules, so Matt Forte earns a point for his team if he gains 20 rushing yards and Philip Rivers costs his team 2 points when he throws an interception. Use point-per-reception scoring, and Drew Brees might attempt to engineer a comeback by throwing an endless series of 1-yard passes to running backs, which is similar to what the Saints tried to do in the playoffs, anyway.
While the fantasy draft is a good idea, skills competitions are not. Watching hockey players audition for their postretirement careers in “Phineas and Ferb on Ice” by pirouetting and Salchowing their way through penalty shots makes for some fascinating television, but there is no football equivalent. Making quarterbacks throw at moving targets is like making fighter pilots demonstrate maneuvers on riding mowers, and obstacle courses are better left to the “Superstars” program of the 1970s. Basketball players can slam dunk over cars; the only interesting thing most football players can do with a football is play football with it. Short of putting Roger Goodell in a dunk tank and letting long snappers aim for the bull’s-eye — not a bad idea, really — the only skills anyone wants N.F.L. players to exhibit are the ones they always exhibit.
Similarly, celebrity pickup games are a no-no. The N.B.A. gets a lot of mileage out of putting one of their All-Stars on the court with a W.N.B.A. star and a rapper or television chef and having them play three-on-three or Horse. Anyone with an urge to watch Ray Lewis, Aziz Ansari and Jill Scott (the soccer star) play flag football against Andy Dalton, Shaun White and Jill Scott (the soul singer) should seek medical attention, not their television listings.
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The Fifth Down: Jacobs Wants to Stay With Giants, but First, a Little Wrestling
Giants running back Brandon Jacobs made it very clear Monday that he hopes to help defend the team’s Super Bowl title next season. But Jacobs also said that he has no plans to retire if the Giants choose not to keep him and would not rule out considering the Jets if he ends up on the open market.
It was an interesting stance for Jacobs to take, though perhaps fitting since it came during an interview to promote Jacobs’ coming appearance on a professional wrestling show. Jacobs will be part of the “TNA Impact!” show on the Spike channel both this Thursday and next Thursday, where he is expected to be in the ring with wrestling star Kurt Angle.
Jacobs, who grew up a wrestling fan, said he is excited about the appearance although his tense post-game interaction with Jets Coach Rex Ryan in December was ostensibly less contrived. Still, Jacobs said Monday that he doesn’t hold a grudge.
“I want to be a Giant,” said Jacobs, who is due a $500,000 bonus in March that may force a decision from the Giants. Jacobs added: “It was a situation. We were rivals then. There’s no apology needed.”
He concluded: “I like the way Rex handles his business. The guys on that team I know, know how I feel.”
Last off-season Jacobs restructured his contact with the Giants to help the team retain Ahmad Bradshaw, and Jacobs said he is hopeful a similar agreement can be worked out this spring. Despite the Giants’ success in the passing game this season, Jacobs said he believes that he and Bradshaw can thrive with the Giants.
“It wasn’t drawn out on a paper and scripted not to give me carries,” Jacobs said. “It’s just the way things went. No one is against me. No one wanted that to happen. We were getting beat most of the time. We had to go to the air. Ahmad didn’t get that many carries either.”
For now, Jacobs can do little but wait and see how his contract situation plays out. His appearance on the wrestling card was a last-minute development – teammate Jason Pierre-Paul was originally scheduled but backed out – and Jacobs said he is embracing the opportunity to “show another side of myself.”
Growing up, Jacobs watched wrestling all the time, he said, and was a fan of Shawn Michaels, the Hart brothers, Razor Ramon and Andre the Giant, among others. While boxing is his true passion outside of football, Jacobs said he plans on enjoying himself during Monday’s tapings.
“Don’t worry about me getting injured or anything,” he said. “The other guys are the ones who are going to have to worry about avoiding injuries. This is going to be fun for me.”
Extra Points: The Giants officially announced the departure of the quarterbacks coach Mike Sullivan, who has will join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as the offensive coordinator under Coach Greg Schiano. The Giants also announced the signings of three players to reserve/future contracts: defensive end Craig Marshall, tight end Ryan Purvis and offensive lineman Chris White.